Top 5 Quotes of 2008
Issue date: 4/24/08 Section: Features
1. "I couldn't find my toga." - Steve Schutt on why he didn't attend Toga
2. "It's better than leaves."
- Dave Siebert on the school's toilet paper
3. "I like to drink, let's just make that clear."
- Beth Tyler on establishing the rules of Toga
4. "Someone defecated in the urinal in the women's bathroom on the third floor of Harlan."
- Mary Volk, columnist, on an act of biological
debauchery.
5. "When we started adding up all of the costs of
everything we need, everywhere... a billion sounded
about right."
- President Schutt in The Chive on the loan the College plans to take out
2. "It's better than leaves."
- Dave Siebert on the school's toilet paper
3. "I like to drink, let's just make that clear."
- Beth Tyler on establishing the rules of Toga
4. "Someone defecated in the urinal in the women's bathroom on the third floor of Harlan."
- Mary Volk, columnist, on an act of biological
debauchery.
5. "When we started adding up all of the costs of
everything we need, everywhere... a billion sounded
about right."
- President Schutt in The Chive on the loan the College plans to take out
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